Five minutes into the first episode and the cannibal puns are already in full swing.
Flounder - (flound’ər) intr. v.
1. to make clumsy attemtps to move or regain one’s balance.
2. to move or act clumsily and in confusion.
3. to behave awkwardly, make mistakes.
Hannibal, you cheeky bastard.
so i was in class watching a movie when Buttfucker Cdfghucvk and i all my feels.. nobody understood my feels but then after class my teacher came up and was like “so, uh, i like your shoelaces” so i ate the shoelaces i ate the fucking
The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.
john watson: meeting you
yeah meeting you has been the best thing that could have possibly happened
How Spaghetti is Made. Fascinating isn’t it?